Monday, April 12


Dear Sir,
I know that hooptie you're driving is a sweet-ass ride, but I want to her you rap along with your sweet-ass stereo just about as badly as you want me to crank up Dr. Laura Berman talk about gynecological issues on Oprah radio.

Dear Madame,.
Please advise your passenger that even though it's a bit warm outside, it is not ok to roll the window down and remove his pants.

1 comment:

  1. Ah, the joys of rush hour traffic. A trait of working outside the home I do not miss.