Tuesday, February 22

Why my job is dangerous

(Keep in mind I'm sick, I'm weak, and I'm sure my O2 saturation is way below normal).

Under my desk is an artful series or cords. There are LAN cables, phone cables, phone cords, new soon-to-be-replacement LAN and phone cables, power cords, and other stuff.

Normally they are shoved neatly and compactly near the wall. Today they were surprisingly close to my feet.

      (I'll get you my pretty)


As the minutes passed, they were getting closer to my feet! I swear...I'm not imagining this.
    (and your little dog too)


Then, before I knew it - they GRABBED my shoes off my feet and swallowed them whole.

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